...That wasn't supposed to be fishing for compliments, sorry. Don't feel like you've gotta be nice about it. Anyway, I don't actually care. It is what it is. My looks have never really had an impact on my life anyway.

[He's self-conscious sometimes, sure, more than he'd like to admit to considering what he just said. But it's not really a lie either. What would being hot have changed about anything in his life?]