[ She went for harem ends whenever possible, because of course she did. ]

I know that. They do that in romance stories all the time? The heroine always talks about how she's plain and stuff, but then all these cool dashing guys think she's super hot. Isn't that the point, pretending you could be someone like that?

[ Her legs swing again, idle. The drink is almost gone by now. ]

My point, though, is that you could be like that for real if you took care of the whole scrawny thing.