[open] (jenna marbles voice) no one can stop me

[fujimaru]

[[ I don't have a musebox because I only play one or two characters at a time and also thinking up usernames is hard. So let's call this an open post to function as a CMO for Ritsuka, such as people may want it. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ ]]

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[goatsongs]

[Congratulations, you've been dropped into... a singularity! At least, it's probably something like that. Right away it's definitely weird, the surrounding grasses and trees look a bit off - and with a bit of squinting, Ritsuka can see that the scenery is actually formed of Japanese written characters in different shades, clumped together in the shape of a forest.

Also none of your Servants are here. There is a blond midget with a hat though.]

...You don't look like a Taint, so you must be an author, right?

[fujimaru]

[ This is... not familiar, but it's at least not completely wildly unfamiliar, either. At this point in her life, Ritsuka just kind of expects random shit to happen, and hopes it'll all make sense later.

It doesn't always, but she expects it anyway. ]

Nope. I'm just a random scrub. Sorry to intrude.

[goatsongs]

Huh. Are you even dead?

[chuuya you can't just ASK people if they're dead]

[fujimaru]

No.

[ She's not even offended, just mildly confused at the question. ]

Is that somehow a qualification for being here?

[goatsongs]

Well, yeah. Living people can't go inside books, you've got physical bodies and all. ...Except I guess you can, because you're here now?

[He's as confused as she is!]

[fujimaru]

...

Maybe I'm dreaming?

[ Oh boy. If her consciousness has completely left her body for this, she's going to be in so much trouble when she wakes up... ]