[open] (jenna marbles voice) no one can stop me

[fujimaru]

[[ I don't have a musebox because I only play one or two characters at a time and also thinking up usernames is hard. So let's call this an open post to function as a CMO for Ritsuka, such as people may want it. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ ]]

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[serrer]

[I don't know what the story for the latest event is and neither does Phantom, but it doesn't matter. What's important is when he sees Ritsuka in her new Mystic Code, his visible eye lights up.]

O Christine, O Prince Charming!

[Thankfully, 'you look great!' is a fairly simple sentiment to get across even with Mental Pollution in the way.]

[fujimaru]

[ ALL DREAMS END EVENTUALLY. No matter how nice or how satisfying they might've been, they end. Ritsuka's always known that.

So one day, she wakes up in her bed in Chaldea with apparently only a couple of days having passed (funny that), and the knowledge that there is a minute Singularity in Heian-era Kyoto for them to deal with--but hey, she gets a couple of new Servants out of it! Including a weird clown!

And then from there, let's assume that Yu Mei-ren, on a whim (and perhaps some bad influence encouragement from aforementioned weird clown) and a randomly-found Holy Grail, decides she wants to have a little honeymoon joyride with her beloved Xiang Yu in the era they lived in. Through circumstances that do not need to be explored at this juncture, this apparently involves a dragon's lost pearl and increasingly ridiculous demands from Yu Mei-ren about the ultimate honeymoon experience! Only the best for Lord Xiang Yu!!

Anyway. Sometimes you go off on your own because you need to escape while people are arguing about what really counts as "properly lovelove honeymoon style" before someone inevitably tries to loop you in. That way only lies madness.

But also that means you are completely on your own when the inevitable enemy mob ambushes you. Sucks to be Fujimaru Ritsuka, but this probably means this is a great time for a random out-of-nowhere rescue, huh? ]

[shortforever]

[Surprise! It's a random singularity in Yokohama! Something something celebrating the authors of Japan or whatever. There are going to be so many casters here it's not funny. But it's the start of the singularity, so Ritsuka is going to wake up in the middle of a park without any of her normal servants. Instead, there's a redhead crouching down and poking at her cheek.]

Hey. I know you're not dead, so c'mon. Wake up.

[Come earn copies of your new 4 star archer. (the 5 star version is him as a grownup, hope you have quartz for that.)]

[goatsongs]

[Congratulations, you've been dropped into... a singularity! At least, it's probably something like that. Right away it's definitely weird, the surrounding grasses and trees look a bit off - and with a bit of squinting, Ritsuka can see that the scenery is actually formed of Japanese written characters in different shades, clumped together in the shape of a forest.

Also none of your Servants are here. There is a blond midget with a hat though.]

...You don't look like a Taint, so you must be an author, right?