[open] (jenna marbles voice) no one can stop me

[fujimaru]

[[ I don't have a musebox because I only play one or two characters at a time and also thinking up usernames is hard. So let's call this an open post to function as a CMO for Ritsuka, such as people may want it. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ ]]

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[shortforever]

Okay, good.

[He shoves two tokens in her hand. It's the singularity currency! I am not creative enough to make stuff up here.]

Go bother the cashier and ask questions about stuff at the counter, I'll go steal stuff.

[fujimaru]

On it.

[ She considers a moment, then clears her throat, traipsing up to the counter. ]

Mister~~~ excuse me, I'm a little bit lost, can you help me?

[ The cashier is probably some teenager on a work license, bored and confused and not sure how to handle a bubbly girl bringing the full force of Personality on him. It's at least enough to be a distraction, and this is without Ritsuka doing anything overtly flirtatious. He'll have a good window to grab whatever he needs. ]

[shortforever]

[This is exactly right, the cashier is a teenager who seems a bit baffled by Ritsuka. Her being cute doesn't help either, he's nervous now.]

"Uh...yeah? What do you need?"

[Chuuya is taking advantage of both the moment and his short height to grab goodies and shove them into his coat. He makes sure to grab a few cans of crab meat, but also some real food like chips and cookies and even a small bento box. Even if they're bribing Dazai, they can also eat too.]

[fujimaru]

[ She will appreciate this later. For now, she's putting her elbows on the counter, beaming, 100% the oblivious airhead. Normally, she's a bad actor, but this is enough like her normal mode of operation that she can get away with it. ]

I got kinda lost, honestly! I'm looking for the train station, and my phone battery is just dead. Sucks, huh?

[ The poor cashier sputters for a moment, stammering an apology without seeming to understand why he's apologizing at all. He offers directions, tripping over his words, especially as Ritsuka leans a little more over the counter. ]

Oh! And I want some mints. They can't be that expensive, riiiight?