What are you doing? Why are you doing it?

[fujimaru]

But let's be real, when have any of us actually known that?

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Comments

[udonist]

I guess so! I still don't think I sound much like those Heroic Spirits you told me about, but coming here got me out of trouble with the law, so I owe you one. Consider my sword yours!

[fujimaru]

Really? That'll be a great--

[ Wait. Wait a minute... ]

[fujimaru]

What do you mean, trouble with the law... what did you do this time?

[udonist]

Well, I stopped into a little restaurant for a meal, right? But the owner was really stubborn about taking a sword guard as payment. This was a world where the lawmen carried guns, too, so I was really sweating there for a bit.

[fujimaru]

Even after all we've been through, you still haven't learned about keeping actual cash on you, huh.

I'm gonna guess you probably had a class disadvantage versus those cops. But don't worry, I won't make you deal with those. Except I guess when it's a mixed-class battle, but we can't have everything...

[ Ah, the number of troublesome Servants has increased again... ]

[udonist]

Hard to worry about cash when you're not sure if it's gonna be accepted in the next world you wander into!

And you're already saying a bunch of stuff I only half-get. Saving the world sounds complicated--except wait, from your story, it sounded like the saving was already done. I didn't show up too late to be useful, did I?

[fujimaru]

I mean, technically, but...

[ But also, call it meta awareness, which would surely be a passive skill for a mobage protagonist. She shrugs. ]

We're kind of in limbo right now, but you know. No rest for the wicked.

[udonist]

Oh, yeah, don't I know it.

[She laughs, shrugs.]

So c'mon, show me around! I'm excited to actually see this Chaldea of yours for myself.

[fujimaru]

Yeah, yeah. After all of that, you're probably hungry too, huh?

[ She pushes herself off from the wall, offering a hand. ]

Welcome to Chaldea, Musashi! I'll be your guide today.

[udonist]

[Musashi grins broadly, taking Ritsuka's hand.]

Definitely. Can we start with the mess hall? Please tell me you guys have udon here.

[fujimaru]

Better than that. We've got a guy who stress cooks as a hobby.

On top of that, he's actually really good!

[ She squeezes that hand and tugs. Off we go! Time to accost an NPC Emiya and force him to do their bidding. ]