What are you doing? Why are you doing it?

[fujimaru]

But let's be real, when have any of us actually known that?

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[fujimaru]

[ KiyoTOOCLOSE, more like.

She raises both hands in a Stop gesture, though she doesn't back up. The last thing she wants is to be backed into an corner. Even if they're in the hallway, she's not likely to be saved last-second by anyone else. ]

Aha, no, it's cool. If I take a bath now, I'll just be getting dirty all over again immediately after. You don't need to worry about that.

[hunkofburninlove]

[that sounds like the pesky actions of a certain Shielder, who is most certainly NOT invited into master and Kiyohime's love love bath tub (Kiyohime, no, no that's not—).]

H-how bold! Master, thinking of getting "dirty" with me, my heart can't handle it!

[fujimaru]

[ Mash, please come save your Master, she's in a big pinch...! ]

I meant for training! Training! Since, you know, I'm not really a great magus or anything, so I need to do my best for evvvvvveryone...

[ Possible Mistake Number Two, mentioning even tangentially how many other Servants live in Chaldea. ]

[hunkofburninlove]

This is ............

[do you feel afraid, master]

[fujimaru]

[ Danger! Danger, danger, abort, abort!! ]

Ahahahahahaha! That is, uh, y-you know... saving the world is a pretty busy job, so--!

[hunkofburninlove]

Master... to be trying so hard for the sake of your Kiyohime and everyone else too... So much so that you have to prioritize! Yes! It's admirable, too admirable! Don't be afraid, master! Your Kiyohime will provide indomitable support!

[fujimaru]

Yeah...

[ well. The fact of the matter remains that no matter how terrifying it is to be the focus of Kiyohime's affections, she is still a powerful fighter.

It's an awkward line to walk, between soothing her and also not encouraging her, but maybe Ritsuka has survived this time. ]

I'll be counting on you.

[hunkofburninlove]

[you can rely on Kiyohime to bring the heat (uh, literally) on all Ritsuka's enemies. and to fully commit herself to the effort, because that's just how she is. and perhaps consider clearing large bells out of Chaldea just in case?]

If it is for your sake, then naturally I shall exceed all your expectations! I remain unrivaled in elegance when it comes to Berserkers. And in your bed.

[fujimaru]

[ Slowly, bit by bit, Ritsuka is learning how to actually flatter people. Thankfully there are no large metal bells in Chaldea, unless someone's hiding one in preparation for a very bad joke. ]

Of course! I'll be--

[ wait ]

--I mean, I don't really need anything when I'm in bed, you don't need to worry about that.