what even is this

[fujimaru]

Comment with a Servant* and I will write an IC Servant-shaming sign for them, as provided by Master. YOU CAN RESPOND OR NOT, but I'll do it.

* Servants do not have to actually be canon as long as we've threaded before/I'm familiar with the canon.

Comments

[fujimaru]

No? So you don't think I'm neglecting you, even if I have all these others to take care of...?

[ Now she's leaning into his personal space. Not touching, but close enough that she might as well be. She's still pouting. ]

I'm sorry if you've felt lonely... I'll be a better Master...

[survivaltricks]

[he doesn't lean back, because he is STRONGER THAN THIS, but--]

[blandly and evenly]

Master, crocodile tears don't really suit you.

[fujimaru]

But I mean it.

[ OH NO. THE ACTUAL TEARS, THEY'RE COMING. LOOK AT THEM, LOOK AT HOW HUGE HER EYES CAN GET. ]

I'm really, really sorry if you've felt neglected, A-ki-ra-ku-n.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . SWEATS. . .]

Ah. . .

[reaches out]

[and paps both of her cheeks]

I never knew Master's eyes could get so big.

[fujimaru]

It's because I'm a pure and delicate maiden and you shouldn't forget it.

[ Look at her. She is so pure and maidenly etc etc wow, amazing ]

[survivaltricks]

[WOW, MUCH PURE, VERY DELICATE]

[smooshes her face again in response to that]

[fujimaru]

Akiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you're being meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

[ Making this face will continue as long as possible. ]