what even is this

[fujimaru]

Comment with a Servant* and I will write an IC Servant-shaming sign for them, as provided by Master. YOU CAN RESPOND OR NOT, but I'll do it.

* Servants do not have to actually be canon as long as we've threaded before/I'm familiar with the canon.

Comments

[pseudomonarchia]

hmm

[fujimaru]

["I only remember that clothes are supposed to be a thing maybe 50% of the time

Every day it gets more difficult to keep Kiara from finding out I’m here"]

[pseudomonarchia]

You need not concern yourself with that. I know better than to involve myself with her.

[ZEPAR . . . POOR PRECIOUS ZEPAR . . . MAY WE ALL LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES]

[fujimaru]

This wouldn't be as much of a concern if you'd just remember pants just a little more often!

[ BEAST VS BEAST... on the one hand, that'd probably be kind of cool; on the other hand, maybe she doesn't want to be anywhere in the base when that happens? ]

[pseudomonarchia]

It already isn't a concern.

[duh??? he's fine?]

I was unaware you were offended by it.

[fujimaru]

I'm concerned. Even Fergus remembers to wear pants most of the time.

[ Or, you know, when he walks around without anything he's doing it on purpose. ]

[pseudomonarchia]

You do dislike it, or do you only worry?

[Those are two different things. There may be the tiniest hint of a smug smile threatening to form on those lips.]

[fujimaru]

That's not the question here! The question is, please wear more clothes when you're out and about!

[ WHY DOES SHE BOTHER TRYING TO SHAME SMUG BASTARDS LIKE HIM AND OZYMANDIAS... truly, this is the true power of the human spirit, continuing even in the face of impossible odds... ]

[pseudomonarchia]

That is not a question.

[Smug and dumb. At least in some senses. He says that entirely straight-faced, just, pointing out the obvious here like she needs to hear it.]

. . . But I will endeavor to remember.

[fujimaru]

Please, and thank you.

[ It was a question! It was a question somehow, in her own mind, and she'll be able to explain how if she has maybe another half-hour to think about it.

But at least he's agreeing. That's probably the best she could hope for. ]