what even is this

[fujimaru]

Comment with a Servant* and I will write an IC Servant-shaming sign for them, as provided by Master. YOU CAN RESPOND OR NOT, but I'll do it.

* Servants do not have to actually be canon as long as we've threaded before/I'm familiar with the canon.

Comments

[mywife]

I, Ozymandias, King of all Kings, greatest pharaoh of all of Egypt whom you shall know me as Ramesses II! As I am born from the sun god, Ra, reincarnating from the Sky god, Horus, my lineage is divine and thus I rule over all creation including this world that we are in. The warmth that spreads to the people, the light that brings life to nature, all things that I have witnessed on a daily basis. I have seen all on this Earth.

I shall allow an attendance with my person. You have 45 seconds before I shall obliterate you from my vision.

[fujimaru]

["BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT"]

[mywife]

[Takes a look at the paper.]

This is obvious. I do not see your point.

[fujimaru]

Think about it a little.

[ She says, sloooooowly backing up. ]

[mywife]

Indeed, I have thought about it. I do not say any more than whatever I deem necessary as every word I give is a blessing to those who may hear. Thus I do not give more than what is deserved. So again, as I have asked, I do not see why you must state the obvious.

[fujimaru]

I guess it was too much to expect that a pharaoh could ever feel something approaching shame... but the point still stands.

[mywife]

OF COURSE!!

I have no shame for my actions, I am a god, and all that I do is just. Indeed, if you were any other person, I would consider cutting off your feet for daring to suggest such a thing about myself! But I shall spare you for the time being!